Dear cockmongrel, Today was my first day at norfolk county jail. It was so horrible! I only met 12 people...and very few of them seemed to strike up any intrest. A/An creepyrapist called me a/an shitstain, and then this girl named barbara streisand laughed at my horný outfit. I can`t believe what happened today. Anyway, I did enjoy some of it. I met this one serial killer named tiger woods. This person was super homosexual. I think we`ll repitedly become colorfulmeàtfiddler§. Maybe tomorrow will be better. After all, it was only the first day. Well I think I will leave you with what one of my plumbers said to me. "sukki sukki 5 dolla"